Happy 30th @katiedidstuff ❤️ love you bunches, you fantastic honey 🍯
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Hello darkness, my old friend…

@martinathebarbhairian finally made me feel like myself again!!! And taught me that my natural hair texture is actually a little wavy?! Excited to play with that style this summer! ✨💙🌀💫 (at Barbara&Barbara Salon)
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@ben_stiller_my_beating_heart was born today a bunch of years ago and is one of my favorite people on the planet! Happy birthday! 💕
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Right before the second photo, we pretended to drop Calvin, and he freaked out, and it was hilarious.
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#myspace #emo #myspaceemoprom #emoprom #polaroid #takingbackemo #measdayoff #friends (at The Bluebird)
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kristmarian:

“See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil”

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unclefather:

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cybereihino:

teathattast:

bless

Only tik tok video that’s valid

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artist-magritte:

Sheherazade, 1950, Rene Magritte

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Chilaquiles w poached eggs and potatoes for brunch.
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#food #foodie #cheflife #measdayoff #chilaquiles #poachedeggs #breakfast #brunch
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why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???

hammertimeinthegrill420:

thymo-cyte:

fawnfreckles:

tsunglasses:

stebbyfrenchguy:

avant-gardevoir:

konkeydongcountry:

dongstomper:

zendayasauntiewig:

quietly-islayem:

littlejustmimi:

56blogsstillcrazy:

Why is her date using chop sticks

Wtf is this lmao

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

???????

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

where are they from send them home

This is absurd because the original image is by far the most surreal one

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

the dicksucking dude is a SCP, capable of jumping from image to image

That other bear is gonna suck the other guy’s dick

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thegravelbro:

breaktotheotherside:

pandaflavouredcookies:

davvic321:

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

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fangirltothefullest:

princecharmingtobe:

bemusedlybespectacled:

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

You have to enchant the iron so it protects against the fae.

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